Silly Jokes

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Title: Alphabet         Silly Jokes A boy goes to school one day and the teacher asked him whats the first four letters of the alphabet?I dont know said the boy. He went home that night and asked his mom who was cooking, mom whats the first letter of the alphabet?She said shut up im cooking. He went to his dad who was talking on the phone and asked his dad whats the second letter of the alphabet?Be quiet his dad said. He went to his grandpa who was watching tv,Grandpa whats the third letter of the alphabet?, he asked.49 49! his grandpa said. he went to his grandma who was baking rolls, whats the fourth letter of the alphabet?Oh my dear buns are burning, she said.The next day the teacher asked whats the first four letters of the alphabet?Shut up!he said. She asked, do you want to go to the principals office?He said, be quiet. She sent him to the princapals office. The principal asked him how many spankings do you want? He said 49 49!The principal gave him 49 spankings. The boy said oh my dear buns are burning!

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Title: The New Guy     Riddles There is a guy who just moved to America from a different country, and he doesn't know how to speak English. He goes past an opera house and hears "Me me me!". Then he goes past a restaurant and hears "Forks and knives! Forks and knives!" And then he goes past a playground and hears "Yipee!". So then he's walking down the street untill he sees a man laying dead on the sidewalk. A policeman comes over and says "Who murdered this man?" "Me me me!" says the new guy. "With what?" "Forks and knives! Forks and knives!" "Well, I'm taking you to jail!" "Yipee!"

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Title: Shower               Silly Riddles If I were a dog and you were a flower,I would lift up my leg and give you a shower

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Title: baby face        Silly Jokes A woman gets on a bus holding a baby. the bus driver looks at the kid and blurts out, "thats the ugliest baby ive ever seen!" infuriated, the woman slams her fare into the box and takes a seat at the back of the bus. the man sitting next to her sees shes agitated. "whats wrong?" he asks. "the bus driver insulted me!" she says. "he could be fired for insulting passengers." says the man, "you shouldnt let him get away with that!" "your right" says the woman," i think ill go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!" "good idea," says the man. "here, I'll hold your monkey."

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Title: Constipated Mathmatician     Silly Jokes Joe:Did you hear about the constipated mathmetician James:No Joe:He worked it out with his pencil.

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Title: coffee?       Silly Jokes "WAITER! This coffee tastes like mud!" "Why yes, it's fresh ground."

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Title: The Three Nuns      Silly Jokes There where three nuns who never did anything wrong. One day the high priest came to them and told them that in order to become better nuns they had to do something bad and then drink from the holy water. So the three nuns went out that same day and did something wrong. The first nun came and the high priest asked her what she did wrong. " I took a lollipop from a little kid." So he let her drink from the holy water. Then the second one came back and the high priest asked her what she did wrong, she said " I took a balloon from a little kid." So he let her drink from the holy water. Then came the third. "What did you do wrong?" asked the high priest. " Well", she said," I peed in the holy water."

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